joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

fuckyeahkateross:

I want to lay in bed, with my arms wrapped around you and playing with your hair. Just staring at the ceiling of my room, listening to music but intently focusing on the rate of your heartbeat. My body would be happy because it’d feel your embrace, and my heart would be happy because you’d be mine.

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

shialablunt:

Johnny Depp supporting #boyincroptops1984

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

the-real-fallen-demon:

I want to be like those people in movies that just go and sit outside on their roof in the middle of the night all peaceful but then I remember I live in canada and my roof is hella steep and id probably die if I tried that so never mind

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

robotsatthedisco:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP