sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
why are children so short? what are they doing down there?
*accidentally starts masturbating*
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?
youre looking great
you are going to rock this
i believe in you
youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ
"I personally think that what money you have should be spent on getting us back home, or at least on buying me some decent cat food."
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked
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